Scab

Scab
I don't know what it's like being in kasahn
I'm below a working class man
I'm not coming home to sweet Alabama
and I fucking hate everything ABBA (Had to be said)

But it seems like my numbers are dwindled
Why is it so hard
to use your own minds?
Why do you have to steal
their licks and lines?

I know you know
you're just playing to the crowds
You're a fucking SCAB
Using only Theft and
complacency as your tools
Forsaking your brothers
For something that you've never done
You're a fucking scab
who deserves to be dammed!

Leo Da Vinci
was an amazing guy
But the guy who traces the Mona
Got no love, No respect
Cause that fucker didn't even try!
Anyone can draw Garfield
but that doesn't make you Jim Davis
Everyone will get old
but that doesn't make you Axel Rose!

I know you know
you're just playing to the crowds
You're a fucking SCAB
Using only Theft and
complacency as your tools
Forsaking your brothers
For something that you've never done
You're a fucking scab
who deserves to be dammed!

You guys get nothing but the brunt
Cause you're all worthless cunts.
"What you've never played someone else's songs?"
I've Never made a living off being a rat
on strangers' coats!
We're not like you
We see our own path to walk
...even if it's just us who walk it.

Lifer

From day fucking one I knew who I was
I was put here for a good time
fuelled by booze, drugs and fights
The only reprieve I can see
from living in a broken,
God forsaken world
My rose through its false lights.

If you slit my throat it would spurt out in Mohawks
And I'll still be screaming out my thoughts
Well kept, Well played, well sung
are things I don't do to live long.
I'm here to bust some heads
and mend my dread
With drinks around friends
Cause We're here for one thing
And we're in it for life.

I don't know about you
But I tried suits
and couldn't shake the blues
It wasn't who I was
it wasn't what I'd be
I can't swap the hawk for
the briefcase
and it was then that I knew
I had to be in it for life.

If you slit my throat it would spurt out in Mohawks
And I'll still be screaming out my thoughts
Well kept, Well played, well sung
are things I can't do to live long.
I'm here to bust my heads
and mend my dread
With drinks around friends
We're only here for one thing
And we're in it for life.

First Gig

Had our first gig on the weekend at a house party. other than saying it was awesome all-round it was just great fun to be around punks who live the lifestyle, not just the scene.

fucken ey as a canadian would say.

Being happy never hurt. (Just to see your faces)

What!?
Have we done
to make you think
That the world is so cold?
Why!?
Do you think you've had it hard?
is it because
it's cool to be dark and alone?

Just to see Your fucking Faces
All your dismal attempts
to live only in
darkened corners
Blind and scared
To see that others
have hard times
and take things
in their stride
must really
eat at your pride
Just to see your fucking faces
when you figure it out
You've just wasted it all
on petty faults and doubts
The world can be a dark place
To those who give in to it
Why not try to be happy
And set yourself free in it

How!?
do you think you're the only one
Who falls on hard times
That can't be
overcome
Why!?
Use your fear & angst
to reign down on those
who saw dark times
and chose not to run?

Just to see Your fucking Faces
All your dismal attempts
to live only in
darkened corners
Blind and scared
To see that others
have hard times
and take things
in their stride
must really
eat at your pride
Just to see your fucking faces
when you figure it out
You've just wasted it all
on petty faults and doubts

People will always
need help
and a hand up
And Giving it is
our greatest strength

But those who cannot move on
from simple problems
and blame the world for
their own follies
need to grow up
or go away.

Cougar invasion from the Planet Fist

At the moment this is going nowhere... mostly because the music we had for it was kinds sucky... so it's on ice.

Cougar invasion from the planet fist

Walking home alone one night
after the pub closed a quarter to daylight
when I see a light approach overhead
in my daze I was lead
to the mother-ship from planet fist

As I was squeezed aboard the tit-shaped ship
My pants were dropped and they sewed my lips (as is the custom for aliens)
I didn't wanna think or look or move
Then it gasped and grabbed my dick
I opened my eyes and tried to disapprove
Then I saw these aliens Weren't predators
But Hot, (Green), middle age Space-Cougars
Mid-rub the doctor calls for the Queen.
Then She spoke, and said with pride
under punishment of slavery or Genocide
To please their Queen or die...

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.

Given this dire altermatum (The pressure was on!)
It is up to my dick to save our nations (I had to give the fuck of my life)
Overzelous drinking
Made me weak and limp
When I asked for a time-out
I felt 3 darts in the neck.
The last last words I heard were
“Crush them!”
They were going to kill my home planet
Because of their own bad luck
Because I couldn't fuck.

I woke up inside a cage
With a horny guard trying hard
to make me hard
It was here I devised my escape
If I got her to climax
Then I could start my attack
on the babes from planet fist.
She first sat on one finger
Then I added more as she started to linger.
Next thing I know I've lost my forearm
and her orgasm raised the alarm!

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.

I Moved onto the next level
And faced three more she-devils
They all had a sadistic smile
Leather cuffs and a whip...
The first one threw me to the ground
and sat on my face
and within moments
She sprayed her fem-mace.
The other two ensured I was bound
they noticed the moist mess I left the guard
After the torture and beating
They took me to the queens deck
For a final meeting...

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done

I was bought to a vengeful Queen
Bloodied, bruised and satisfied
She spoke and stated that Earth Men
Were not worth keeping alive
And human women
Can live without dick just fine
Her plans were to destroy
everything on earth with a cock
This isn't right, I screamed
You have to be stopped!

I made a bargain with the Cougar
Her pleasure forever
For my planet's peace from her
She agreed, and didn't see my lie
Nor did she see me when I
gave her a Cincinnati bow-tie
I Then moved down on the royalty
to inspect her toiletry
Grey and huge, like the navy.
I rolled up my sleeves
Gave both hands a nasty heave
Within 10 minutes
She called for a medic and insisted I leave
I wasn't done yet
I had to lay a bog
and with her wet crevice
I decided to space dock

They were The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth was number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done

I saved the earth
and gave the queen what she wanted
Now it was time
to destroy the ship before we were hunted
I only had one chance
Crash it into a wasteland
So I aimed for home
Everything was destroyed
except for my story
When I got laid and saved the earth
from the Cougars from the planet fist.

Self Demise

***This probably won't be a song, due to it rather low note, but it's good to get shit off your chest***

The Self Demise.

I got the call from an old friend
Haven't heard his voice in months
At first I was ecstatic
Ao hear his familiar tones
Then he told me the reason,
The reason why he called
...They found you... hanging.

Why didn't you call
And tell us that you were thinking?
Why'd You keep it to yourself
When you know your friends were listening?
But I guess thats it.
You didn't know who to rely on
And who would help
So you went it alone
And so you took it alone.

Before it happened you called,
A month before your last mistake
You seemed happy, and complimented me
On the friendship me had made
It was all true, and I felt the same way
I guess I shouldn't have gone away
Then mabye you would have stayed
Mabye i could have helped.

Why didn't you call
And get the help you were needing?
Why didn't you try
To fight those demons within
Why couldn't you stop lying
And let us know things were fucked up
Why didn't you let us know?
And why couldn't we see it?

It all sinks in, when the dust settles
It wasn't my fault
It wasn't their fault
It was your fault.
But we're the ones punished.

The worst thing was,
when the day had come
to lay you to the ground
I was nowhere to be found
As country towns are hard to leave
So I was all alone when I grieved.
...just like you.

* For Chris H.

The Anon.

We are the ones who start your life
We are the ones who stop your life
We know everything
But We are nothing

We are the ones kept through dark
waiting for our time to shine and taking off our damaged shackles
We are the ones you fear most
Looking through your own mistakes and waiting for our chance to tackle.

We are the meek, thats inherited your fate
We are the deadly toys you've made
Most are following the path you've laid
But we've laid our own plans
We've planed our own lives
WE won't live yours for you.
Even If it means we're in the shadows
Even here our lights will shine

We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike

Our plans are simple
We have no purpose inside your light
So we'll make our own outside of it
We'll live and try and fight
We won't follow you're plight
We'll make our own lives

We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike

You're lives seem so nice
But it's not our slice of heaven
We need to find ourselves
in the shadows of the world
and not in your grind
and not on your terms.

Our lives are here
Our Lives are now
And we can't live them
If we're trapped by treason
We will rise
we will shine
if you give us absolute freedom.

* This is a song, and it will be released shortly.