At the moment this is going nowhere... mostly because the music we had for it was kinds sucky... so it's on ice.
Cougar invasion from the planet fist
Walking home alone one night
after the pub closed a quarter to daylight
when I see a light approach overhead
in my daze I was lead
to the mother-ship from planet fist
As I was squeezed aboard the tit-shaped ship
My pants were dropped and they sewed my lips (as is the custom for aliens)
I didn't wanna think or look or move
Then it gasped and grabbed my dick
I opened my eyes and tried to disapprove
Then I saw these aliens Weren't predators
But Hot, (Green), middle age Space-Cougars
Mid-rub the doctor calls for the Queen.
Then She spoke, and said with pride
under punishment of slavery or Genocide
To please their Queen or die...
They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.
Given this dire altermatum (The pressure was on!)
It is up to my dick to save our nations (I had to give the fuck of my life)
Overzelous drinking
Made me weak and limp
When I asked for a time-out
I felt 3 darts in the neck.
The last last words I heard were
“Crush them!”
They were going to kill my home planet
Because of their own bad luck
Because I couldn't fuck.
I woke up inside a cage
With a horny guard trying hard
to make me hard
It was here I devised my escape
If I got her to climax
Then I could start my attack
on the babes from planet fist.
She first sat on one finger
Then I added more as she started to linger.
Next thing I know I've lost my forearm
and her orgasm raised the alarm!
They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.
I Moved onto the next level
And faced three more she-devils
They all had a sadistic smile
Leather cuffs and a whip...
The first one threw me to the ground
and sat on my face
and within moments
She sprayed her fem-mace.
The other two ensured I was bound
they noticed the moist mess I left the guard
After the torture and beating
They took me to the queens deck
For a final meeting...
They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done
I was bought to a vengeful Queen
Bloodied, bruised and satisfied
She spoke and stated that Earth Men
Were not worth keeping alive
And human women
Can live without dick just fine
Her plans were to destroy
everything on earth with a cock
This isn't right, I screamed
You have to be stopped!
I made a bargain with the Cougar
Her pleasure forever
For my planet's peace from her
She agreed, and didn't see my lie
Nor did she see me when I
gave her a Cincinnati bow-tie
I Then moved down on the royalty
to inspect her toiletry
Grey and huge, like the navy.
I rolled up my sleeves
Gave both hands a nasty heave
Within 10 minutes
She called for a medic and insisted I leave
I wasn't done yet
I had to lay a bog
and with her wet crevice
I decided to space dock
They were The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth was number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done
I saved the earth
and gave the queen what she wanted
Now it was time
to destroy the ship before we were hunted
I only had one chance
Crash it into a wasteland
So I aimed for home
Everything was destroyed
except for my story
When I got laid and saved the earth
from the Cougars from the planet fist.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Self Demise
***This probably won't be a song, due to it rather low note, but it's good to get shit off your chest***
The Self Demise.
I got the call from an old friend
Haven't heard his voice in months
At first I was ecstatic
Ao hear his familiar tones
Then he told me the reason,
The reason why he called
...They found you... hanging.
Why didn't you call
And tell us that you were thinking?
Why'd You keep it to yourself
When you know your friends were listening?
But I guess thats it.
You didn't know who to rely on
And who would help
So you went it alone
And so you took it alone.
Before it happened you called,
A month before your last mistake
You seemed happy, and complimented me
On the friendship me had made
It was all true, and I felt the same way
I guess I shouldn't have gone away
Then mabye you would have stayed
Mabye i could have helped.
Why didn't you call
And get the help you were needing?
Why didn't you try
To fight those demons within
Why couldn't you stop lying
And let us know things were fucked up
Why didn't you let us know?
And why couldn't we see it?
It all sinks in, when the dust settles
It wasn't my fault
It wasn't their fault
It was your fault.
But we're the ones punished.
The worst thing was,
when the day had come
to lay you to the ground
I was nowhere to be found
As country towns are hard to leave
So I was all alone when I grieved.
...just like you.
* For Chris H.
The Self Demise.
I got the call from an old friend
Haven't heard his voice in months
At first I was ecstatic
Ao hear his familiar tones
Then he told me the reason,
The reason why he called
...They found you... hanging.
Why didn't you call
And tell us that you were thinking?
Why'd You keep it to yourself
When you know your friends were listening?
But I guess thats it.
You didn't know who to rely on
And who would help
So you went it alone
And so you took it alone.
Before it happened you called,
A month before your last mistake
You seemed happy, and complimented me
On the friendship me had made
It was all true, and I felt the same way
I guess I shouldn't have gone away
Then mabye you would have stayed
Mabye i could have helped.
Why didn't you call
And get the help you were needing?
Why didn't you try
To fight those demons within
Why couldn't you stop lying
And let us know things were fucked up
Why didn't you let us know?
And why couldn't we see it?
It all sinks in, when the dust settles
It wasn't my fault
It wasn't their fault
It was your fault.
But we're the ones punished.
The worst thing was,
when the day had come
to lay you to the ground
I was nowhere to be found
As country towns are hard to leave
So I was all alone when I grieved.
...just like you.
* For Chris H.
Tuesday, August 10, 2010
The Anon.
We are the ones who start your life
We are the ones who stop your life
We know everything
But We are nothing
We are the ones kept through dark
waiting for our time to shine and taking off our damaged shackles
We are the ones you fear most
Looking through your own mistakes and waiting for our chance to tackle.
We are the meek, thats inherited your fate
We are the deadly toys you've made
Most are following the path you've laid
But we've laid our own plans
We've planed our own lives
WE won't live yours for you.
Even If it means we're in the shadows
Even here our lights will shine
We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike
Our plans are simple
We have no purpose inside your light
So we'll make our own outside of it
We'll live and try and fight
We won't follow you're plight
We'll make our own lives
We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike
You're lives seem so nice
But it's not our slice of heaven
We need to find ourselves
in the shadows of the world
and not in your grind
and not on your terms.
Our lives are here
Our Lives are now
And we can't live them
If we're trapped by treason
We will rise
we will shine
if you give us absolute freedom.
* This is a song, and it will be released shortly.
We are the ones who stop your life
We know everything
But We are nothing
We are the ones kept through dark
waiting for our time to shine and taking off our damaged shackles
We are the ones you fear most
Looking through your own mistakes and waiting for our chance to tackle.
We are the meek, thats inherited your fate
We are the deadly toys you've made
Most are following the path you've laid
But we've laid our own plans
We've planed our own lives
WE won't live yours for you.
Even If it means we're in the shadows
Even here our lights will shine
We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike
Our plans are simple
We have no purpose inside your light
So we'll make our own outside of it
We'll live and try and fight
We won't follow you're plight
We'll make our own lives
We are anonymous (we are the Anon.)
We'll all band together
to Stand and fight
against all your might
You won't believe us
You will see through us
Like darkness through the night
Thats when we'll strike
You're lives seem so nice
But it's not our slice of heaven
We need to find ourselves
in the shadows of the world
and not in your grind
and not on your terms.
Our lives are here
Our Lives are now
And we can't live them
If we're trapped by treason
We will rise
we will shine
if you give us absolute freedom.
* This is a song, and it will be released shortly.
Wednesday, June 2, 2010
What I've Learnt
What i learnt:
1) I cannot get HTML working on this, regardless of the half-dozen working business website I've either built or managed the development for, including the Rich Business Centre Wollongong (which they haven't updated since i left) and the hardly updated Australian Punk Alliance.
2) either three things are going to happen:
a) I'm going to fail this subject for not giving it the time that it deserved.
b) I'm going to pass and get through with a piece of skin missing from myself (being that close of a shave)
c) Someone is going to read the above reason and ban me from university if they give it some real thought.
But in all seriousness i did learn bit from this subject, including how to use iweb (though in all honestly i couldn't see myself using it extensively), how to at the very least, read HTML pages and how to use RSS feeds.
This subject also introduced me to websites such as flikr, which i have not used extensively, but this will change in the near future as i do more artworks. I also love the idea of del.ic.ious, but alas i can only see myself using that on a 'when i want to use it' rather than 'when i have to use it'.
All-in-all MPI104 has shown me new programs, just my own inherent laziness had led me to a possible failure of the subject. i did like what i learnt, and i will use all these web programs in my future, but i feel that i didn't do enough in this subject. i hope I'm wrong for the sake of my HECS bill...
1) I cannot get HTML working on this, regardless of the half-dozen working business website I've either built or managed the development for, including the Rich Business Centre Wollongong (which they haven't updated since i left) and the hardly updated Australian Punk Alliance.
2) either three things are going to happen:
a) I'm going to fail this subject for not giving it the time that it deserved.
b) I'm going to pass and get through with a piece of skin missing from myself (being that close of a shave)
c) Someone is going to read the above reason and ban me from university if they give it some real thought.
But in all seriousness i did learn bit from this subject, including how to use iweb (though in all honestly i couldn't see myself using it extensively), how to at the very least, read HTML pages and how to use RSS feeds.
This subject also introduced me to websites such as flikr, which i have not used extensively, but this will change in the near future as i do more artworks. I also love the idea of del.ic.ious, but alas i can only see myself using that on a 'when i want to use it' rather than 'when i have to use it'.
All-in-all MPI104 has shown me new programs, just my own inherent laziness had led me to a possible failure of the subject. i did like what i learnt, and i will use all these web programs in my future, but i feel that i didn't do enough in this subject. i hope I'm wrong for the sake of my HECS bill...
Last Second - Week 9: Counters and RSS
Counters
Counters are bit of programming script that show the user of a how many visitors there have been to a particular web page. They are usually located on the bottom of a page for aesthetic purposes (it isn't an important piece of information for many users).
Counters are used mainly for marketing purposes, they show the user and web developer exactly how popular a website is, and use this information when deciding on any expansions of websites or web-based business. They also serve as a sales tool for advertisers to sell themselves on certain websites.
Web Analysis Tools
There are various types of web analysis tools that allow the webmaster to not only view how many people have come to his/her particular website, but to be as specific as to what time of the day or week they have visited the website, to what country the web user is checking in from.
All of these tools rely of a counter (whether seen or otherwise) and record the where and when (country and time of browse) and record these details. AWStats is by far the most popular tool and is provided free with many ISP's.
What is RSS?
What is it used for?
How does Google Reader work?
RSS: Really Simple Syndication. RSS is a family of web feed formats used to frequently publish updated works – Such as Blog Entries...” (www.wikipedia.org, 2010). RSS feeds basically send you an email whenever certain websites and programs (such as I tunes, various websites) update their material. It is brilliant for those people who want their information to come to them on a regular basis.
As a University student whose main hobbies include sleeping in and playing bass guitar, I have plenty of time, so web surfing is still high on the list of things I can do.
Google Reader:
Google reader is effectively an unfiltered RSS feed, showing all new and random things that are all over the internet (excluding adult material, from what I've noticed).
... I think thats it for the "Answer these" Questions... i hope.
Counters are bit of programming script that show the user of a how many visitors there have been to a particular web page. They are usually located on the bottom of a page for aesthetic purposes (it isn't an important piece of information for many users).
Counters are used mainly for marketing purposes, they show the user and web developer exactly how popular a website is, and use this information when deciding on any expansions of websites or web-based business. They also serve as a sales tool for advertisers to sell themselves on certain websites.
Web Analysis Tools
There are various types of web analysis tools that allow the webmaster to not only view how many people have come to his/her particular website, but to be as specific as to what time of the day or week they have visited the website, to what country the web user is checking in from.
All of these tools rely of a counter (whether seen or otherwise) and record the where and when (country and time of browse) and record these details. AWStats is by far the most popular tool and is provided free with many ISP's.
What is RSS?
What is it used for?
How does Google Reader work?
RSS: Really Simple Syndication. RSS is a family of web feed formats used to frequently publish updated works – Such as Blog Entries...” (www.wikipedia.org, 2010). RSS feeds basically send you an email whenever certain websites and programs (such as I tunes, various websites) update their material. It is brilliant for those people who want their information to come to them on a regular basis.
As a University student whose main hobbies include sleeping in and playing bass guitar, I have plenty of time, so web surfing is still high on the list of things I can do.
Google Reader:
Google reader is effectively an unfiltered RSS feed, showing all new and random things that are all over the internet (excluding adult material, from what I've noticed).
... I think thats it for the "Answer these" Questions... i hope.
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Last Second - Week 8: FTP
File Transfer Protocol is a transfer system (or protocol, oddly enough) that allows the simple use of files to be transferred across the internet (via a client/server upload relationship) in order to set up WebPages, upload large documents that cannot be transferred over email and give a reasonable secure set up for storing items online.
Below is a list of Pros and Cons for FTP
According the www.beatificfaith.com/projects (2007) there are good reasons for, and against the use of a FTP system for uploading documents. These are
PROS:
• Quick and Easy to Use: FTP systems are easy to use and set up for most people. Simply download a program (such as FileZilla or Fetch) and look through various fields that you want to upload.
• Various Programs: There are lots of programs (many of which are free to download) that will allow you to use a FTP server. However, the mostly widely used are FileZilla and Fetch for Mac based products.
• Online Help: As the protocol has been in use for over 25 years, there is a lot of information on the web to coax you through the entire process of using FTP.
CONS:
• Security Issues: All passwords are sent over to the FTP system using plain text, making it very easy for online criminals to gather information about your files, and possible even place viruses on your server.
• Filter Issues: It is hard to keep files out of your FTP server for this very same reason. Spammers love FTP.
Minimilising Risks inherent to FTP:
The IBM Public Library (http://publib.boulder.ibm.com, 2005) states many ways to lower risks when using FTP systems. These include:
• Making FTP controls more restrictive
• Write exit programs for FTP, so that when files are transferred they are locked, and are not able to be modified.
• To minimilise ‘denial of service’ attacks (where a hacker attempts to log into your account so many times that it locks the system), you can also use various FTP server exit programs.
• Allowing only one person to access the FTP site.
• Use Secure Sockets Layers to lock and encrypt transferred files.
Below is a list of Pros and Cons for FTP
According the www.beatificfaith.com/projects (2007) there are good reasons for, and against the use of a FTP system for uploading documents. These are
PROS:
• Quick and Easy to Use: FTP systems are easy to use and set up for most people. Simply download a program (such as FileZilla or Fetch) and look through various fields that you want to upload.
• Various Programs: There are lots of programs (many of which are free to download) that will allow you to use a FTP server. However, the mostly widely used are FileZilla and Fetch for Mac based products.
• Online Help: As the protocol has been in use for over 25 years, there is a lot of information on the web to coax you through the entire process of using FTP.
CONS:
• Security Issues: All passwords are sent over to the FTP system using plain text, making it very easy for online criminals to gather information about your files, and possible even place viruses on your server.
• Filter Issues: It is hard to keep files out of your FTP server for this very same reason. Spammers love FTP.
Minimilising Risks inherent to FTP:
The IBM Public Library (http://publib.boulder.ibm.com, 2005) states many ways to lower risks when using FTP systems. These include:
• Making FTP controls more restrictive
• Write exit programs for FTP, so that when files are transferred they are locked, and are not able to be modified.
• To minimilise ‘denial of service’ attacks (where a hacker attempts to log into your account so many times that it locks the system), you can also use various FTP server exit programs.
• Allowing only one person to access the FTP site.
• Use Secure Sockets Layers to lock and encrypt transferred files.
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