Cougar invasion from the Planet Fist

At the moment this is going nowhere... mostly because the music we had for it was kinds sucky... so it's on ice.

Cougar invasion from the planet fist

Walking home alone one night
after the pub closed a quarter to daylight
when I see a light approach overhead
in my daze I was lead
to the mother-ship from planet fist

As I was squeezed aboard the tit-shaped ship
My pants were dropped and they sewed my lips (as is the custom for aliens)
I didn't wanna think or look or move
Then it gasped and grabbed my dick
I opened my eyes and tried to disapprove
Then I saw these aliens Weren't predators
But Hot, (Green), middle age Space-Cougars
Mid-rub the doctor calls for the Queen.
Then She spoke, and said with pride
under punishment of slavery or Genocide
To please their Queen or die...

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.

Given this dire altermatum (The pressure was on!)
It is up to my dick to save our nations (I had to give the fuck of my life)
Overzelous drinking
Made me weak and limp
When I asked for a time-out
I felt 3 darts in the neck.
The last last words I heard were
“Crush them!”
They were going to kill my home planet
Because of their own bad luck
Because I couldn't fuck.

I woke up inside a cage
With a horny guard trying hard
to make me hard
It was here I devised my escape
If I got her to climax
Then I could start my attack
on the babes from planet fist.
She first sat on one finger
Then I added more as she started to linger.
Next thing I know I've lost my forearm
and her orgasm raised the alarm!

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take them downstairs
and eat through their gray hairs
I will make them quiver in their tracks
I'll make them run
And keep Earth off their fake racks.

I Moved onto the next level
And faced three more she-devils
They all had a sadistic smile
Leather cuffs and a whip...
The first one threw me to the ground
and sat on my face
and within moments
She sprayed her fem-mace.
The other two ensured I was bound
they noticed the moist mess I left the guard
After the torture and beating
They took me to the queens deck
For a final meeting...

They are The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth is number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done

I was bought to a vengeful Queen
Bloodied, bruised and satisfied
She spoke and stated that Earth Men
Were not worth keeping alive
And human women
Can live without dick just fine
Her plans were to destroy
everything on earth with a cock
This isn't right, I screamed
You have to be stopped!

I made a bargain with the Cougar
Her pleasure forever
For my planet's peace from her
She agreed, and didn't see my lie
Nor did she see me when I
gave her a Cincinnati bow-tie
I Then moved down on the royalty
to inspect her toiletry
Grey and huge, like the navy.
I rolled up my sleeves
Gave both hands a nasty heave
Within 10 minutes
She called for a medic and insisted I leave
I wasn't done yet
I had to lay a bog
and with her wet crevice
I decided to space dock

They were The cougars from the Planet fist
And Earth was number 1 on their list
To cum and conquer
By fist or dick
They're after All life on earth
They'll have to go through me first.
I'll take down the queen
She'll taste my flesh sword beam
I'll make her come
I'll make them run
And I'll save the earth before I'm done

I saved the earth
and gave the queen what she wanted
Now it was time
to destroy the ship before we were hunted
I only had one chance
Crash it into a wasteland
So I aimed for home
Everything was destroyed
except for my story
When I got laid and saved the earth
from the Cougars from the planet fist.